narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

shaky:

tru tho
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My dad’s drunk navy stories are the funniest things. He’s been doing this for hours.

supnikita:

do you live on elm street because you’re a nightmare

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

me whenever I get too drunk

a Macklemore concert