"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

don’t worry about your size, boys like a little more booty to hold at night

im making a favorites page

curvier:

  • Reblog to be apart for a chance to be chosen
  • Must be following me
  • 5-10 are chosen
607
August 14th is going to suck so much. I really hope you have a good time in your new place and enjoying the next part of your life. I’ll miss you a shit ton and I’ll still be here if you ever want to come back across the country to see me. whiskeyhang0ver
0