my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

chasingthedaylight18:

I just laughed so much.
This will never not be funny.
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losbadlands:

True story.
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fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

I always went to IHOP and got breakfast

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

A very special happy birthday and classic throwback picture of my first best friend. Hope you have an amazing birthday and I can’t wait to see you later! 

#happybirthday #familylove #hbd #loveyou #throwbackthursday #tbt #classicfamilypicture #sillyglasses #bestfriend
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I just want to be in Vegas now so I can go through the little white chapel and marry your adorable ass. Distance can go kiss my ass. #vegasweddings #letsgetmarried #spontaneous #letsdoit #mybabe #imissyou #fuckthedistance #crosscountrylove
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mtvstyle:

look at this perfect family